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what I do
I'm going back to school, I teach theology at a small college |
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Virgo |
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Favorite LOST quotes:
(When talking about the dead guy in the back of the van)
Miles: what happened to him?
Nerd say : he fell into a ditch.
Miles: the ditch had a gun?
Hurly: Dude did you just you know?
Miles: What?
Hurly: You know?
Miles: no.
Hurly: Well It stinks.
Miles: Than open the window
Hurly: You can trust me I talk to dead people all the time.
Rat looking man: He’s the fat guy..
Dr. chang : who is the president?!
Hurly: yah alright dude were from the future.
Dr.Chang: Y our friend said you were form the future, I need to know if he’s telling the truth..
Long pause…..
Hurly: Dude that’s ridiculous
Dr. Chang: what year where you born? What year?
Hurly: uh 1931..
Dr.Chang: Your 46?
Hurly : Ya yes I am..
John: the island told me… doesn’t it ever tell you things?
Ben ( in his whinny Ben voice..When he’s jealous of Locke) : No John, and clearly it hasn’t told where Jacob is or you have to have Richard show you…
James: Everybody's born knowing all the Beatles lyrics instinctively. They're passed into the fetus subconsciously along with all the amniotic stuff. Fact, they should be called "The Fetals". ( the moveier sliding doors)
james: Cheer up. Remember what the Monty Python boys say.
Helen: "Always look on the bright side of life"?
James: No, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition." (for the movie sliding doors)
Brandon Chandler (talking about the Harry potter spells quiz, he took on facebook, slightly annoyed) : It's TARANTALLEGRA, not "Tallentallegra"! and "Reducto" does not BLOW STUFF UP, it blasts things back! Geez! Read the books! :P I should make my own HP quiz! :P
Lost parodys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8cGh9NCCOI&feature=SeriesPlayList&p=82EDD56A0B1F6BAA&index=9
Jack to kate: Shut your whore face
Jack: Look at my beard, I have a beard!
Top 100 funnist one liners online: (my fab's)
http://www.stumbleupon.com/s/#2Ppsgr/www.onelinerz.net/top-100-funny-one-liners//
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."
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Lost, dating, broken hearts, the bible |
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| | | achievement I'm most proud of
Earning a full ride at Gonzaga for Polevault |
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