So I couldn't get one of those orgasmatrons they had in Barbarella then. Let's see, on a G, PG (U, AA) rating level I'd go with an e-book reader. Hey, they were still SF when they were in TNG 20 years ago.
Maybe a Firefly class transport ship. Just put as big ribbon around it.
I'll put some thought into it, but these days I'm finding possessions more of a hindrance than a help.