LOL You mean disaster as in something that involved a fire extinquisher, a melted hood and fan and ruined cabinets? Then the answer would be yes, I've had a kitchen disaster before. ;)
Well, let's see... there was the time I boiled eggs til there was no water left in the pot (and the eggs were inedible), the time my little guy cooked instant oatmeal in the microwave - did you know that microwaved oatmeal will melt through a plastic bowl when it's been heated for 20+ minutes?, and the time my older son burned the popcorn in the microwave so badly that months later we were still smelling burnt popcorn every time we opened the door!