next discussion > cl-yyletha   last visit to this board 9:37 pm messages posted this board 1331 add to friends ignore posts discussion title:   Thanksgiving Jokes! emoticon:   message #:   6957.1 from:   cl-yyletha   date:   Nov-1 10:03 pm replies:   34 Thanks go to SweetRose for coming up with the idea. If April Showers bring May Flowers, what do Mayflowers bring? Pilgrims! Susan cl_yyletha, Community Leader for Laugh Yourself Well send to a friend >   print >   bookmark >   report a violation > cl-yyletha   last visit to this board 9:37 pm messages posted this board 1331 add to friends ignore posts re:   Thanksgiving Jokes! emoticon:   message #:   6957.2 in response to 6957.1 from:   cl-yyletha   to:   cl-yyletha   date:   Nov-1 10:10 pm replies:   34 Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving," one student wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey." Susan cl_yyletha, Community Leader for Laugh Yourself Well send to a friend >   print >   bookmark >   report a violation > cl-yyletha   last visit to this board 9:37 pm messages posted this board 1331 add to friends ignore posts re:   Thanksgiving Jokes! emoticon:   message #:   6957.3 in response to 6957.2 from:   cl-yyletha   to:   cl-yyletha   date:   Nov-1 10:11 pm replies:   34 The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field. While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, "You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus." "Forget the bonus," the turkey said, "All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?" Susan cl_yyletha, Community Leader for Laugh Yourself Well send to a friend >   print >   bookmark >   report a violation > cl-yyletha   last visit to this board 9:37 pm messages posted this board 1331 add to friends ignore posts re:   Thanksgiving Jokes! emoticon:   message #:   6957.4 in response to 6957.3 from:   cl-yyletha   to:   cl-yyletha   date:   Nov-1 10:12 pm replies:   34 The patient said, "Doctor, help me! I can't stop acting like a turkey!" "I see," said the doctor. "How long have you had this problem?" "Let me think a second. Mom laid the egg in 1954..." Susan cl_yyletha, Community Leader for Laugh Yourself Well send to a friend >   print >   bookmark >   report a violation > cl-yyletha   last visit to this board 9:37 pm messages posted this board 1331 add to friends ignore posts re:   Thanksgiving Jokes! emoticon:   message #:   6957.5 in response to 6957.4 from:   cl-yyletha   to:   cl-yyletha   date:   Nov-1 10:13 pm replies:   34 Why did the turkey cross the road? . . . . . It was the chicken's day off. Susan cl_yyletha, Community Leader for Laugh Yourself Well send to a friend >   print >   bookmark >   report a violation > MESSAGES IN THIS DISCUSSION   1-5 6-10 11-15 ... 20-24 25-29 30-34 read next> < Jump to Previous Discussion    Jump to Next Discussion > Change the number of messages displayed on this page in Indicate your interest in the discussion High Neutral Ignore  Get updates to this discussion delivered by email