I only have a few minutes so I'll have to check messages tomorrow, but thought you all might like something funny to start your day, my best friend sent these last night.
Some of the artists of the 60s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers. Do you know anyone in that age bracket?
These include:
Bobby Darin...Splish splash, I was havin' a flash
Herman's Hermits...Mrs. Brown, you've got a lovely walker
Ringo Starr...I get by with a little help from Depends
The Bee Gees...How can you mend a broken hip?
Roberta Flack...The first time ever I forgot your face
Johnny Nash...I can't see clearly now
Paul Simon...Fifty ways to lose your liver
The Commodores...Once, twice, three times to the bathroom
Marvin Gaye...Heart it through the Grape Nuts
Procol Harem...A whiter shade of hair
Leo Sayer...You make me feel like napping
The Temptations...Papa's got a kidney stone
Abba...Denture queen
Tony Orlando...Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you hear me
Helen Reddy...I am woman, hear me snore
Leslie Gore...It's my procedure and I'll cry if I want to
And last but not least...
Willie Nelson...On the commode again
8^)
