A guy in Colorado fabricated a story about a knife attack to get out of work. Clearly he isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, but it's Wednesday and I'm wondering what is the most extreme thing you've done to get out of work?
It was just a job at the video store, quit already, but don't hurt yourself over it, dude!!! Sheesh. I never want to be that creative.
I'm sure I've called in before when I wasn't really at death's door, but it's rare like you. I'm more the type to max out my PTO because I don't use it.
