OMG! I feel ya! Here goes mine!!!
1. Stop telling me how you did it with your kids, and insisting it is still ok, that was almost 30 years ago, times have changed, and the doctors know more than you!
2. When we tell you we want to handle something, anything, a certain way, don't say ok and then do what you want anyway, do it our way! It's OUR kid, not yours! It may be expensive, but I have No problem finding day care for her, rather than having you watch her for free! If they listen to what we want for OUR child, it would totally be worth it!!!
3. My kid will, I am sure, like my mother better because her house doesn't smell funny and she is not super pushy, and she is not stuck in the 80's (parenting wise). She is up to date on these things and will not try to put her to sleep on her tummy when everyone says NO, even though my sister and I slept on ours and are still alive!
4. I may not know what I am doing all of the time, being as this is my first child, but I am obviously doing something right as the dr says she is perfectly healthy, happy, and growing wonderfully!
5. Quit pushing the stupid binky on her. If she spits it back out 3 times as soon as you put it in, maybe she doesn't want it, it is ok for a baby to NOT like a binky, and I am absolutley fine with her not using one if she doesn't appear to like it!
I am SURE there is more, but I don't want this to be too long of a post!
