Stepmoms / Bio Moms Debate

So every morning my dh sends me his choice for favorite FMLs, with commentary. These were on topic for the board so thought I'd share for those who don't read the site:

FML: Today, my dad got married. I've only met his new wife and daughter about ten times before the wedding. My new sister made her Facebook status: "Welcome to the family, Gabby!" My name is Abby. FML

Dh: Ahhh the seemless process of blending families

FML: Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML

Dh: EOW Dad I bet

"The last of human freedoms - the ability to chose one's attitude in a given set of circumstances. " - Viktor Frankl.

I didn't know either.  It's a website where you write about a crappy situation.  Funny, but kind of depressing.

<<FML: Today, it was my 17th birthday. I didn't want my family to spend money on a cake, so my dad made this delicious apple ring. At least, it was great until my mouth began to itch and my throat closed. I have been allergic to nuts since birth, and my dad put walnuts in my birthday cake. FML

Dh: EOW Dad I bet>>

Oh yeah, b/c EOW Dads suck so badly that it's "bet worthy" that they are the sucky parent. Freakin' hilarious comment....