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Just read through this entire thread and was laughing out loud!  I must admit that it hurt a bit to read some of it b/c I heard a lot of it from my exMMM....I guess the truth hurts!

There's a commanility of bj's on this thread...lol!  I have to say that my exMMM wasn't so into them and I didn't have to give bjs much.  But I can insert 'sex' into all the 'bj' lines!!  Sad though b/c our 'relationship' was more about the emotional needs we filled for each other....until the last few months when we began to argue more and the only good thing left was the sex!

I'd add some lines but I think they were all covered already!  Thanks ladies!!!  I needed to smile!!!

Me: 'You broke my heart!' xMM 'Well, you broke mine': You took away my bj's and my doormat-person!! Now I have to settle for married sex (for the time being, until I find another victim to cheat with). No wonder my heart is broken.

Me: 'You lied to me a lot.' xMM: 'I didn't lie to you a lot, you were mostly deceived.' - Umm, what is the difference????

'I'm not unhappy in my M, with you out of the equation I'm likely to see how things work out' - If you came back to me, I will exchange lots of illicit sex and bj's against the faint hope on the horizon that maybe I will change my mind and consider it many, many years down the road. No promises, though. Not a bad deal, huh. Whaddaya say!