That's about it, but I found this.
A Woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo
artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right
thigh right up just below her bikini line. She also wants
him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the
guy does it and it comes out looking real good. The woman
then instructs him to put a Santa Claus with "Merry Christmas"
up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out
looking good too.
As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist
says "if you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me
put such unusal tattoos on your thighs?"
She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all
the time that there's nothing good to eat between
Thanksgiving and Christmas."
I used to believe in forever, but forever is too good to be true.
Winnie the Pooh
Love 
