Pornography & Your Relationship

Marge Simpson is in Playboy

Anyone see it yet?

It was cute. A little centerfold & her turn ons, turn offs, etc. An "interview"

Her turn offs are fit young men who take off their shirts & their oiled muscles gleaming in the sun.

Her tips to Lisa for a successful relationship?

Find a man who loves you. It doesn't matter if he's fat & balding & lazy, or that he drinks too much beer, or forgets birthdays & anniversaries. But that the single most important thing in his life, is you.

Tips to Bart?

You won't find a girl in prison.

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We agreed that Lois Griffin (Family Guy) should now do a "spread" in Penthouse!