The Secrets of Married Sex

(girls) flashed someone other than your DH/SO??  If playing strip poker and skinny dipping with other couples counts then yes.

got caught checking out someone by your dh/dw/so??  Sure, not a big deal for us. 

called in sick and wasn't sick just so you could spend the day with dh/dw/so??  Yes

wanted sex so bad that you took your dh/dw/so as soon as they walked in the door??  Yes

had sex in the car??  Yep

had phone sex??  Nope

had sex on your couch??  Yes

had sex on your parents couch??  Yep, many times on my parents couch and his parents couch.  We got caught by his parents when they were supposed to be out of town for the weekend but came home a day early because his mom got the flu.  They bolted out of the living room and ran upstairs to their bedroom like good little parents.  lol  They never said a word about it.  

had sex in your backyard??  Yep

had sex in a pool??  Once in a pool, many times in the lake

want to tell Meme enough with the have you evers??  Nah, give us more

Have you ever....

(girls) flashed someone other than your DH/SO?? yes

(guys) had a hard on that everyone could see??

got caught checking out someone by your dh/dw/so?? sure

called in sick and wasn't sick just so you could spend the day with dh/dw/so?? nope. I'd just tell them I wasn't coming in beforehand. Why lie?

wanted sex so bad that you took your dh/dw/so as soon as they walked in the door?? no

had sex in the car?? yes

had phone sex?? no

had sex on your couch?? yes

had sex on your parents couch?? no

had sex in your backyard?? no

had sex in a pool?? no

want to tell Meme enough with the have you evers?? LOL! NEVER. I like the things you come up with. :)